Introduction

Knock-knock.

Knock-knock.

Knock-knock jokes, a popular form of joke in which the punchline is a play on words, are often used to start a conversation or make someone laugh.

They can be told between friends (or family) as part of idle chatter, but they can also be used as icebreakers at parties or social gatherings.

As many knock-knock jokes rely on wordplay and puns, it’s not uncommon for them to have multiple meanings depending on how they’re said—so if you find one that’s particularly funny, try saying it with different intonations until you find one that tickles your fancy!

Who’s there?

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“You.”

“You who?”

“You know you love me!”

You.

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

You.

You who?

You right, let me in!

You who?

You who? is the response to “Knock knock.” It’s an answer, and it can be anything you want it to be. You could say something silly like “Meow” or something witty like “Who’s there?” If you want to make your friends giggle, try this response: “It’s me! I’ve got chocolate cake on my shirt and I’m all covered in mud.”

Conclusion

Knock knock. Who’s there? You. You who? I don’t know, but it’s probably a good idea to take up a hobby!

Anns

Anns is a contributor at SailMentor. We are committed to providing well-researched, accurate, and valuable content to our readers.

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