Secrets to get a single man to do your bidding

Introduction

Hey, guys! I’m going to let you in on a secret: I know how to get the men of this world to do my bidding. And no, it doesn’t involve taking them out for sushi, offering up sex and then pretending like we never had any sort of connection in the first place (don’t do that), or even offering up drugs as some sort of tit-for-tat exchange for their help. No! What I’ve learned—and what you must learn if you want your wish list fulfilled—is that all you have to do is wear tight pants and boots (or just one or the other), own a pick-up truck and maybe offer him a beer or two (but only if he wants one…duh), compliment him on his masculinity, ask about his degree from Engineering School/Architecture Program/Chemistry & Physics Degree Program/Mathematics Department at MIT (that’s where chicks dig nerds these days)….and voila! He’ll be putty in your hands!”

Wear tight pants.

Men are visually stimulated, so if you want to catch a man’s attention, wear tight pants. Men will be drawn in by your assets and won’t be able to resist you.

You can also wear short skirts or tight tops if you are interested in attracting men who love women with curves. A woman with a curvy figure is often more popular than an average-looking woman with an athletic body because most men prefer the extra weight around the hips and thighs of women over the flat abs and small breasts of athletic girls.

Wear boots.

Boots are more comfortable than shoes, more practical than sandals and much more durable than flip-flops. So if you want to get a single man to do your bidding, wear your hiking boots!

Own a pick-up truck.

Owning a pick-up truck is a sign of masculinity, wealth, independence and power. It’s also a sign that you are free to go where you please because you have your own transportation. If a man sees you driving around in one of these bad boys, he will think: “Wow! This woman has made it on her own and doesn’t need me to do anything for her.” You can use this to get what you want from him.

If I had my way (and I do), every single woman would own at least one pick-up truck by the time she was 30 years old. Now don’t get me wrong; owning a pick-up truck does not mean that all women should have them! In fact, only those women who have made it on their own should purchase these vehicles when they’re ready for them (and once they’ve earned enough money). This way men will know immediately how successful we are without even having to ask us any questions about ourselves first–and trust me when I say this is an amazing feeling!

Offer to buy him a beer or two.

Ask about his favorite beer.
If he doesn’t want to drink, ask if he wants to watch a movie with you. This could lead into the next step…
Ask him if he wants to play beer pong with you and friends at your place later that night. He’ll probably say no (or maybe!), but it’s worth a shot!

Compliment him on his masculinity.

Men love to be complimented on their masculinity. However, you don’t want to say they’re “manly” or “so manly.” Instead, frame it like this:

Compliment him on his ability to build things.
Compliment him on his ability to fix things.
Compliment him on being a good problem solver.

Ask him about his truck/tool collection.

So, you want to get a man to do your bidding. Maybe it’s because you have no phone reception, and you need someone to get down there and fix the antenna. Maybe it’s because you want him to mow your lawn for free because he knows how much money he has in his savings account. Whatever the reason, here are some ways for getting a man on board:

Ask him about his truck/tool collection. Get specific about what types of trucks or tools he owns and then ask him about each one specifically. If possible, try asking if these tools can be used for other things besides what they were intended for (e.g., “Can this jackhammer also mince garlic?”).

Inquire about his degree in Engineering/Architecture/Chemistry/Physics/Mathematics.

Don’t be afraid to ask. Some men may be uncomfortable talking about their education or their degrees because they think it’s a turnoff. If you want to know, just ask! It’s not like there is any harm in asking a guy what his degree is or where he went to school. And if he doesn’t want to tell you, then maybe he isn’t someone worth dating anyway (more on this later).

Be young, hot, and perky (if you’re not hot and perky, have a selfie taken in which you are).

If you’re not hot and perky, have a selfie taken in which you are. This is one of the most important parts of getting a single man to do your bidding. You have to look like a young, sexy woman who knows what she wants—and that’s exactly how he’ll see you when he sees your picture on his phone. How do we know this? Because we asked him!

“I don’t really care about anything else,” he said confidently before taking off down the street with his dog for another run through the park. “But if she’s ugly? Well then forget it.”

Use the power of your womanhood to get men to do your bidding while they bask in the glow of their own manliness.

It’s time to reclaim the power of your womanhood. You may be thinking: “I can’t use my womanhood to get men to do my bidding! That’s what they want! They love it when I use my feminine wiles and they are powerless against them!” And you would be right. But this isn’t about using your femininity as a weapon—it’s about using your femininity as a tool. As a woman, you have so many wonderful qualities that make you unique and desirable: big eyes, small feet and soft hands are just some of the things that make me swoon every time I see them on any lady who is capable of putting on clothes (and sometimes even some who aren’t).

But let’s not forget about one of the most powerful tools at our disposal: our ability to make men feel like men! We’ve all seen those movies where there’s an uptight guy who needs help from his father (or mother or brother) but won’t ask because he doesn’t want anyone telling him what he should do with his life; BUT then he meets this girl with whom there seems nothing in common except maybe their mutual appreciation for each other’s ability at chess…and then she asks him if he’d like her help moving furniture? Or maybe even just carrying groceries into their house? He begins by resisting, saying things like “I can handle this myself!” or “You don’t need to do that!” But soon enough his desire for approval overcomes any initial resistance he had toward accepting assistance from someone else (especially if she has great legs), so eventually he gives in and says yes—and after they’re finished helping each other out they get married! The End.”

Conclusion

In conclusion, if you want to get a man to do your bidding, just be a woman.